Pissin’ in the Wind

Bob Dylan was hanging out in Long Branch, NJ before a concert and decided to take a walk in the neighborhood when a homeowner called the cops to report a suspicious character.

The police officer who responded was just 22 years old.

“He was wearing black sweatpants tucked into black rain boots, and two raincoats with the hood pulled down over his head.”

The 22 year old called it into the station… Have any of you guys heard of a singer named "Bob Dylan?"

I hope John Lennon, Elvis, Jerry Garcia, and Janis Joplin haven’t received word of this. If they weren’t dead already, this could make them feel really old.

Rockers never die. They just rock.